STARBUCKS
by DT & THE WIZZARDS
lyrics by Darcy Lindzon
I move.
Two pixels to the left.
I move.
Two pixels to the right, down.
Your bullet missed.
I'm two pixels, to the left.
Your bullet, two pixels, on the right, you missed!
Bang-Bang
I shot you, but you missed.
I'm two pixels on the right, not left.
I'm sorry you missed me.
I was home.
I don't pick up my phone.
Send me a text.
Say hello.
I might send something back.
OH HEY
Thanks for the text.
Not talked in a while.
Say something back.
Yo, what ya doing?
I think we might, work something out.
Where you come you see me now.
Booty Call?
I don't know.
Text me back.
Answer not given.
Location, decision.
Will I go now?
It's a text.
Come see me now.
WHOA HO
I need some directions.
I'm not sure about this location.
Did you say you could meet me here?
It's at the North-West corner of that street and the other one.
Really the Starbucks?
Can I say that?
Or will Starbucks charge me money for saying that?
Well, Starbucks...
YOU CAN FUCKING COME SUCK MY DICK!
'Cause I said, Starbucks, and that's where I was gonna meet her.
'Cause she text me.
And I think it's a booty call.
So I'm gonna go to Starbucks, to see if I can get some fucking, but...
'Cause that's what I wanted, just a little bitta, but...
YOU CAN FUCKING COME SUCK MY DICK!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry you missed me. I was home. I don't pick up my phone.
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